You've probably ended up here as a result of some misguided cocktail consumption. Your foolishness is hilarious. Check out my newgrounds, fool.
"I come from a very... Posh background.
My entire family was essentially based around style and glamour.
Every day I would wake up and put on my makeup and
the 7 pomeranians my parents owned would compliment the way I look.
Flash forward to now.
I look more fabulous than ever." - Father Mick
